tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

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allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

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pokebae:

when u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person

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hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

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peace-after-revolution:

The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart

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