lubricates:

When theres a fly in your room and you’re trying to kill it then it hides for an hour then you finally find it

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(via lubricates)

tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

(via laisy--daisy)

snorlaxatives:

it’s getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone’s homework is too much to handle

(Source: snorlaxatives, via lubricates)

lnfamy:

dude is a gender neutral term if you think differently you are wrong

(via laisy--daisy)

surprisebitch:

"people shouldn’t take nudes if they don’t want them leak-"

*steals your phone*

"what the fuck? give me back my phone!"

WELL YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE BOUGHT A PHONE IF YOU DIDN’T WANT IT STOLEN

(Source: surprisebitch, via unprime)

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

NICKNAMES image

PEOPLE GIVING YOU A NICKNAME image

PEOPLE ALWAYS CALLING YOU BY THAT NICKNAME image

(Source: jaclcfrost, via laisy--daisy)

teamsciles:

laoisepotter:

Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?

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(via laisy--daisy)

  • girlfriends father: so what are you doing at college?
  • me: i am majoring in youre daughters ass
  • girlfriends father: haha sweet