mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you
When theres a fly in your room and you’re trying to kill it then it hides for an hour then you finally find it
it’s getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone’s homework is too much to handle
"people shouldn’t take nudes if they don’t want them leak-"
*steals your phone*
"what the fuck? give me back my phone!"
WELL YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE BOUGHT A PHONE IF YOU DIDN’T WANT IT STOLEN
PEOPLE GIVING YOU A NICKNAME
PEOPLE ALWAYS CALLING YOU BY THAT NICKNAME
Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?
- girlfriends father: so what are you doing at college?
- me: i am majoring in youre daughters ass
- girlfriends father: haha sweet